Everything I need to know...

Right outside my classroom is a window from which I can watch my students walking to recess.  Today I observed several incidents of pushing in which more than one student ended up on the ground.  So I marched myself out there and around the building and rounded up those rascals.  I sat them down on the soggy ground and gave them a piece of my mind.  "There's no way I'm gonna let you come out here to play if you're gonna be pushing...."  You know how it goes.  

Just doing my duty as the kindergarten teacher...you know what they say.  Hopefully a lesson in not pushing is something that will serve them well in life.